Fictional Food Adventure: Making Bad Harry's Birthday Trifle from My Naughty Little Sister at the Party by Dorothy Edwards


About
a week ago I succumbed to popping into one of our Cullompton charity
shops as I walked home at lunchtime and found, to my utter delight, that
one of their shelves was groaning under the weight of an array of
moulded glass items, from little lidded pots and dainty perfume bottles
with cut glass stoppers, to a huge fluted bowl. I got a bit over-excited
and decided I needed these three items and took them to the counter,
where they gave me a discount for buying lots in one go, which is rare
in a charity shop these days but very much appreciated. The little glass
perfume bottle was an instant present for our friends Helen and Mike
who have just redecorated their bathroom in an elegant Victorian theme,
and I thought this would sit happily on their windowsill. The small,
lidded pot is yet to find its use, but the large bowl promised to be
helpful for all manner of things and seemed ideal for a trifle. I did not already
possess any vessel suitable for containing such a pudding, having never
set about making a trifle before. Which, actually, is very witless of
me because I adore trifle. My Mum makes a stonking Mocha Trifle, which I have now determined to make.
So after having read about Bad Harry's Birthday Trifle, I was very pleased
to make it myself, on the very weekend that we had a long-standing
appointment for afternoon tea with our lovely friends the Nichols
family. I phoned first to check that the trifle would be welcomed and
heard a joyous little squeal from Claire, who said she loves trifle but
only makes it on her birthday as the rest of the family don't really
like it.

That same evening, which was a Saturday, I got myself a head start so
that the jelly would be set in time for the following afternoon. I used
almost two packs of trifle sponges, instead of one, as it is a large bow
and I wanted it to end up full to the brim. I soaked it in the lovely
tangy raspberry syrup from the two tins of raspberries and made up the
raspberry jelly to pour over it all, after the pulpy raspberries
themselves. Then I fridged it, hoping the jelly would set nicely despite
how much the sponges were already soaked.
The next day I was relieved to find that all was well with the trifle and made some custard on the hob. We always
have packets of instant custard (just add hot water) in the dresser AT
ALL TIMES because you don't ever want to be stranded with no custard,
but it's not quite the same as when you make it from the normal powder. I
LOVE custard, and always feel that trifles could do with bit more of
it, so I made a double portion, and made it a little thicker than the
packet's advice as I wanted it to be nicely set. I didn't double the
amount of cream because although I find it delicious, I also find it
easily makes me queasy so my ammended proportions allowed for that.
Once the cream was spread relatively evenly, I placed the Jelly Babies on top. Bad Harry's trifle had lots of red, green and yellow sweeties on, so the Jelly Babies seemed like a faithful choice. I then sprinkled on the finishing touches of silver balls and Hundreds and Thousands. Again, this was only in order to be true to the My Naughty Little Sister experience
because otherwise why would you put something tiny and hard on top of
smooth cream, only to have it jar against your tooth as you devour it?
If I made it again, I would do everything exactly the same except for
the topping. I would like plenty of fresh raspberries and a dusting of
flaked chocolate ideally.

The
moment it was ready we had to dash to our car down the road as we were
running a little late, but it is not easy to dash when one of you is
carrying a two-tonne trifle in a heavy glass bowl and the other is
carrying a plateful of light pastry puffs and the wind is blowing a
gale. As we made our way along the pavement a lady passed by and as she
drew near she locked her eyes onto the sight of our brightly decorated
trifle and pouted her lips into a pointy "Oooh," and said "Yummy!" with a
cheery smile as she hurried on. Andy then asked me the question he
always asks me after people have greeted me when we're out about - "Do
you know her?" And for once I said "No!" Usually when I exchange hellos
with people that Andy is not acquainted with it's because I know them from the library.
Eventually, after a few alarming gear changes and twists in the road, we (and the trifle) arrived at the Nichols
household and settled in for a very nourishingly friendly time with
them all. Claire was a fan of my glass bowl and showed me her collection
of lovely glass vases and sweetie dishes. At teatime we all sat around
to a wonderful high tea of Claire's homemade bread rolls, scones,
Victoria sponge and my new favourite Apricot jam puffs.
The boys, Simon and James, had long awaited the trifle during the meal and tucked in with gusto. The trifle refusers, Matthew and Ruth enjoyed their portion of Jelly Babies
and I loved my very custardy pudding. The serving spoons were cleaned
very thoroughly by the boys at the end of the meal, and I filled a Pirex
bowl with as much trifle as I could, to leave for Claire and the boys
to eat on another day. Simon and James were most intrigued as to what I
would do with the rest of the trifle, as was I, as there was still well
over half of it left.
Fortunately,
a friend who needed to come around to borrow our maps of the Lake
District the next day ended up having dinner with us so she was able to
assist a little with the epic leftovers.
It turned out that the lady stranger in the street wasn't the only person I didn't
know who was delighted by this big, colourful trifle. When we got home
from the Nichols' house and I turned my phone on I found that lovely
Claire had chosen the photo of me and my trifle as her photo of the day
(365 photo challenge on facebook) and that a host of her friends had
typed a flurry of delightful Oohing and Aahhing comments beneath it. It was fun to see how many people love trifle and who were excited by the Jelly Babies and the immensity
of the trifle. I've added the string of comments here, as they were
such a fun little encouragement at the end of a lovely day.
I'm glad to say
that I was wise enough not to indulge in seconds and was just
comfortably full, which is more than can be said for Bad Harry and My
Naughtly Little Sister who ate so much in one go that they were very
sick and never liked trifle again after that day. .
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